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* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's
true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the
bank.;hahahaha!!!kotoh!!;

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen,
 artist in home & devil in bed.
 But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home &
 economist in Bed.

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
 A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U   r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
 You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

* Man: Is there any way for long life?
 Dr   : married.
 Man: Will it help?
 Dr   : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
 It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
 before the fight begins!

* Wife   : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.